I mean, Dante’s Peak was awful, but Volcano wins. I will say with clear confidence, though, Volcano is one of the WORST movies I have ever seen in my life. Oh look, suddenly an active volcano exists in a highly populated area, and we are all in imminent danger. I can almost understand the draw of a big Summer volcano movie, but these two films were both beyond ridiculous. Or atleast be made to watch these movies, back to back, for 24 consecutive hours. Whatever exec decided that this idea needed to be stolen and rushed out should have their legs broken. Kevin James (somehow) wins this round, by being slightly less gross. Even when she consents, half awake? Yup, still rape.

Oh, and that scene of Seth Rogen banging Anna Farris while she is passed out in vomit? Yes, um, that’s a rape scene. The really sad part is that I think Paul Blart may have had one more laugh in it than Observe and Report, which had none. What’s this? A movie about a fat guy who wants nothing more than to be a real cop but has to settle as mall security? In the process, he manages to get caught in a kooky caper, which he solves, and then meets said dream (or comes damn close)? That sounds like a bad enough idea that it shouldn’t even be one movie, but in this case, it’s two. Observe and Report and Paul Blart: Mall Cop Also, that never happened, but I hope by putting it into print, I may be one step closer. To put it in other terms, remember that time I thought I was going on a date with Zooey Deschanel and it ended up being Katy Perry? Well, this is kind of like that, but with movies. You get screwed over, you tuck your tail and move on. Hoping one day you have the power to screw that person right back.Īnyway, the twelve movies (six ideas) on this list are all pretty much perfect examples of that. The Hollywood life is way more based on thug ideals than any of you would believe. It sucks, but another part of the industry is not to snitch. A studio may say they don’t want your idea, but the truth is, they may want it but may just want to make it cheaper or bring in their own people. It is a story of writers getting screwed over, undercut, and having their stories stolen and rushes to production, often with less expensive writers and directors. The story of why some movies that come out are so similar is a story very few people tell.

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